Orange you glad I carved out a little time to bring you this cartoon?

Throwin' back to one of my very first shark cartoons. I recently gave it a touch-up because the original was even more embarrassing than...

I bet there are a whole bunch of advantages to being half a ghost. For one thing, it doesn't take as long for your sheet to go through...

Being a kitchen counter cow is a demanding and thankless job. Don't blame Bessie for wanting to return to the more easygoing lifestyle of...

Baby Shark remains unimpressed by the majesty and wonder of autumn. Maybe a few more falling leaves will do the trick. And, yes, "flump"...

As if we needed more proof that sharks are the most relentlessly terrifying creatures on Earth. Seriously, what kind of beast could...

Who among us hasn't made this exact same stupid dining mistake? Or is it "Who amongst us"? Or "Who amidst us"? Or "Who amoong us"?...

More proof that dolphins are super smart. This one wisely suggested the idea of getting a room, and the sharks are onboard with that....

Little Horse doesn't mind being called "Fun Size" ... except when it's followed by "snack." Not cool, Baby Shark. Not cool at all.

Sure, the bear is intimidating. But you REALLY don't want to mess with Mindy. Anyway, who doesn't love cowbell?

We have cats to thank for the fact that there have been no successful alien invasions and takeovers of Earth. Or you might say we have...

Can you blame sharks for being jealous of those attention-seeking seals, who are always showing off their ball balancing skills? Be...

The cat took a wild guess that it's Monday, because this is the kind of thing the cat does every day. Still, the cat is right about...

A HARMLESS house cat? Don't make me laugh! Seriously ... I'm eating an enormous waffle and I don't want to choke, so don't make me laugh.

Terror on the open sea comes in many shapes and sizes, including medium-size kitty in a box.

I think we all have learned the hardest of lessons: Never call a horse Sugar Lumps. It's also probably not a good idea to invite a horse...

Sharks are good at a lot of things, but throwing a football is not one of them. To prove my point, ask yourself how many NFL quarterbacks...

Is there anything more terrifying than a cat staring you down as it sits comfortably in a cardboard box that is floating in the sea? No...

That pug has no right to make fun of the innocent wiener dog. Has the pug even looked in a mirror? Hey, I love 'em both, and I'd say...

I feel I might be getting carried away with my shark cartoons. But after watching Jaws for the 12 (or 15th or 18th) time last night, I...