I sometimes regret not becoming a cat lawyer.

Yes, Shark Week is a thing over at Captain Scratchy's Instagram home. And, yes, this shark has quite an alibi for some bad behavior.

Sharks will always incriminate themselves in court. They just can’t keep those jaws closed. Still, I’m pretty sure a jury of shark peers...

You've really got to keep an eye on those devious llamas. Always impersonating alpacas in order to get away with any number of crimes.

I held off as long as I could before doing another riff on the "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke. I just can't stop drawing...