This is based on a true story. The shark that spends all day drunk in my kiddie pool is now drunk all day in my tub. There's been no...

I think they're both going to be startled. Meanwhile, that damn squirrel will be watching it all go down, loving every minute of it as he...

We ask an awful lot of our pets: Be loyal. Be loving. Be adorable. Don't be pooping on the carpet. We should take a moment to consider...

This cartoon is so fake. Look at how ludicrously large the doorknob is compared to the man's hands. The rest of it checks out as quite...

There should be no limit to the number of times you watch Paddington 2 in one day, whether you're a bear or whether you're this guy. If...

You thought dogs weren’t concerned about good hygiene and safety protocols. You thought wrong, at least when it comes to this dog, who...

No actual deer were exploited during the making of this cartoon. But this particular deer went on to find great success as a cover model...

I don't own a cat, but I've done my share of cat sitting, so I'm well aware that cats enjoy eating wet food. They also enjoy eating my...