I suggest you use this handy guide before you boop your next snoot. It's unwise to go around booping snoots willy nilly.

Muffin isn't all that impressed by inspirational posters. In fact, Muffin isn't all that impressed by much of anything.

A new addition to my New Year's resolutions: I resolve to never draw a shark and manatee on dry land again. It's something none of us...

Cats love Christmas because it's the holiday of opportunity (for destruction)! At least the addition of a Santa hat makes the destruction...

This cartoon is so fake. Everyone knows that cats don't have to obsessively watch murder shows to become murder-y.

Hey! It's an oldie from the early days of Captain Scratchy, newly redrawn, remodeled, reconfigured and reengineered for these crazy...

Dogs are confused by a lot of things in this world, but this phenomenon is at the top of the list.

I submitted a slightly different version of this one to The New Yorker, which is why it is presented here in New Yorker style....

See ... not all of my cartoons and comics are about sharks eating animals, humans or anything else that gets near their mouth. Let's face...

We have cats to thank for the fact that there have been no successful alien invasions and takeovers of Earth. Or you might say we have...

The cat took a wild guess that it's Monday, because this is the kind of thing the cat does every day. Still, the cat is right about...

A HARMLESS house cat? Don't make me laugh! Seriously ... I'm eating an enormous waffle and I don't want to choke, so don't make me laugh.

Terror on the open sea comes in many shapes and sizes, including medium-size kitty in a box.

When dogs and cats engage in staring contests, it's usually a given that the cat will win within a few seconds. But when the element of a...

The job requirements for the position of cat are pretty straightforward and most cats are cool with those requirements, so the interview...

It's refreshing to see how honest and straightforward the cat is about its activities. What's not so refreshing is the cat's penchant for...

Look! The cat remembered that today is Flag Day! No, check that. It’s the same flag the cat puts up every day.

It's no surprise that Dr. Fuzzy Face has been voted "Best Cat Doctor" by the readers of Healthy Cat Magazine for five years running....

When you're new to a certain activity, it's always good to consult an expert on that activity. But even as someone who knows very little...

Look! It's a cartoon about a lazy guy and his exasperated wife! How original! But, seriously, my thanks go out to the cat for attempting...