Being a kitchen counter cow is a demanding and thankless job. Don't blame Bessie for wanting to return to the more easygoing lifestyle of...

Who among us hasn't made this exact same stupid dining mistake? Or is it "Who amongst us"? Or "Who amidst us"? Or "Who amoong us"?...

We have cats to thank for the fact that there have been no successful alien invasions and takeovers of Earth. Or you might say we have...

The cat took a wild guess that it's Monday, because this is the kind of thing the cat does every day. Still, the cat is right about...

I think we all have learned the hardest of lessons: Never call a horse Sugar Lumps. It's also probably not a good idea to invite a horse...

That pug has no right to make fun of the innocent wiener dog. Has the pug even looked in a mirror? Hey, I love 'em both, and I'd say...

This answers the question: Does a bear play peek-a-boo in the woods? Not that anybody has ever asked that before, but I think it's...

Oh my cod! I can't believe I sank to the depths of using a horrible fish pun. Let minnow if you can forgive me or if you want to put my...

This is based on a true story about that time two bears stole a young couple's car and picnic snacks but then felt guilty enough about it...

Most business meetings I've had to attend could have been an e-mail, so it's kind of comforting to know that sharks have to endure...

I was delighted to learn that this oldie of mine recently accumulated more than 250,000 likes on a Facebook humor page. I was less than...

I'm guessing that dogs in Bizarro World prefer to share a spinach and beet salad with a dash of zesty vinaigrette dressing, served in a...

It's a grueling lifelong event, and the rules are constantly changing. For many of us, the challenges are greater than ever at this point...

You can lead a horse to wine but it's probably better to lead him to water if he's got an important race in about an hour and his jockey...

Today's helpful hint: Go swimming before sharks have had a chance to finish their morning coffee. You don't want to be in the water AFTER...

And so it begins: Shark Week 2021. Yes, that's why you're noticing sharks getting more excited than usual, breaking out into huge toothy...

A horse walks into a bar looking for a roll in the hay but his intentions are misinterpreted and he has to explain himself and it's all...

It happens. Grilled meats are dropped during drunken holiday cookouts and dogs are instantly on the case. It seems like justice for the...

You’ve got to feel sorry for dogs on the Fourth of July. They’re terrorized by fireworks, AND they have to watch their humans stuff...

Yuck! I hate it when a fish brushes up against my leg when I'm in the water. Maybe not as much as I hate it when I'm eaten by a shark,...