You should keep this guide handy AT ALL TIMES just in case you come face to face with a cat. You’re welcome.

A note to all cat lovers: I DO NOT believe that all cats are potential murderers. Just most of them.

I'm not sure what makes me more nervous about that cat — the implied, passive-aggressive threat or those bad-ass sunglasses.

It's refreshing to see how honest and straightforward the cat is about its activities. What's not so refreshing is the cat's penchant for...

After that, the defense rested (in the form of a three-hour nap that was followed by some more destruction and then another three-hour...