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Manatee feeling awkward during dinner date

Chuck Ingwersen

2 days ago
1 min

Manatee feeling awkward during dinner date

We're all cheering you on, Manatee!

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Dogs enjoy some romantic tub time, except for ...

Chuck Ingwersen

Sep 23
1 min

Dogs enjoy some romantic tub time, except for ...

Even dogs are turned off by "wet dog smell."

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Chuck Ingwersen

Aug 5
1 min

Sharks in synch with Olympic spirit

Just add human swimmers to Synchronized Sharking, and you get another new event: Synchronized Screaming.

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Chuck Ingwersen

Jun 10
1 min

Get to know these Unusual Animals!

Platypus, Mole Rat and Tapir don’t get much face time in the Captain Scratchy universe. Manatee, on the other hand (or flipper), is a...

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Dog asks if human heard that brain-melting scream

Chuck Ingwersen

Apr 22
1 min

Dog asks if human heard that brain-melting scream

Dogs will test out a variety of “FEED ME NOW” signals until they find the one that startles and annoys you the most.

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Manatees like you've never seen them before

Chuck Ingwersen

Apr 8
1 min

Manatees like you've never seen them before

For this joke to work, you have to say “Two too many tutu manatees” three times fast.

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Chuck Ingwersen

Apr 1
1 min

Save the manatee ... from WHAT?!?!

Today we present The Return of Dolphin With a Chainsaw, which sounds like a B-movie from decades ago.

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Cat calls out dog for lack of athleticism

Chuck Ingwersen

Feb 28
1 min

Cat calls out dog for lack of athleticism

Note to Cat: The dog's love for tennis balls overrides any lack of sports expertise.

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When you give a manatee a restaurant salad...

Chuck Ingwersen

Feb 19
1 min

When you give a manatee a restaurant salad...

She could watch Manatee eat salads all day. And that's exactly what she'll be doing, because Manatee told the server to keep those greens...

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A boop of the snoot might bring an unpleasant reaction from the dog

Chuck Ingwersen

Jan 29
1 min

A boop of the snoot might bring an unpleasant reaction from the dog

Dogs who aren’t familiar with the Booping of the Snoot sometimes respond in a less than desirable way. And sometimes dogs who ARE...

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Box Cat already has an opinion about the new year

Chuck Ingwersen

Jan 3
1 min

Box Cat already has an opinion about the new year

The box is shelter. The box is security. The box is comfort. Wise move, Box Cat.

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Chuck Ingwersen

Nov 28, 2023
1 min

When Toast Met Avocado

This was inspired by the fact that I ate avocado toast for the first time just a few months ago. I give it a (greenish) thumbs up! By the...

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For these penguins, the adventures never ... end?

Chuck Ingwersen

Nov 17, 2023
1 min

For these penguins, the adventures never ... end?

I’m sure some penguins have days filled with non-stop adventure and pulse-pounding thrills, but not this day and not these two penguins.

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It's good to be king ... or queen ... or cat

Chuck Ingwersen

Nov 15, 2023
1 min

It's good to be king ... or queen ... or cat

This cat on a throne is one of the first cats I ever drew after becoming a freelance cartoonist, long before I joined Instagram. His name...

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The Halloween costume that all the cool people will be wearing

Chuck Ingwersen

Oct 25, 2023
1 min

The Halloween costume that all the cool people will be wearing

I found this awesome manatee costume at Spirit Halloween, but then I realized I was just dreaming of a perfect world in which this would...

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Cat needs to schedule the morning routine

Chuck Ingwersen

Oct 20, 2023
1 min

Cat needs to schedule the morning routine

The cat has a busy schedule, so nailing down a specific time for every task is important.

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Dog fills own dog bowl ... and much of the surrounding counties

Chuck Ingwersen

Sep 22, 2023
1 min

Dog fills own dog bowl ... and much of the surrounding counties

Good dog! You did indeed fill your bowl!

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Manatee gets a sneak peek at an alternate dimension

Chuck Ingwersen

Jun 30, 2023
1 min

Manatee gets a sneak peek at an alternate dimension

Manatee's curiosity is rewarded with free hats! Go on, shark! Poke your head in the portal and get some free hats! Free hats for...

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Sloth family road trip is slow going, of course

Chuck Ingwersen

Jun 19, 2023
1 min

Sloth family road trip is slow going, of course

Vacation road trip season started months ago for sloths. They needed a head start. I call this one "Life in the Slow Lane."

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Chuck Ingwersen

May 14, 2023
1 min

Mom easily spots a Mother's Day prank

Even the dog looks a little robotic to me. Anyway, I’m sending VERY REAL wishes for a Happy Mother’s Day to all the awesome moms out there!

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