Muffin isn't all that impressed by inspirational posters. In fact, Muffin isn't all that impressed by much of anything.

This cartoon is so fake. Everyone knows that cats don't have to obsessively watch murder shows to become murder-y.

We have cats to thank for the fact that there have been no successful alien invasions and takeovers of Earth. Or you might say we have...

The cat took a wild guess that it's Monday, because this is the kind of thing the cat does every day. Still, the cat is right about...

A HARMLESS house cat? Don't make me laugh! Seriously ... I'm eating an enormous waffle and I don't want to choke, so don't make me laugh.

It's refreshing to see how honest and straightforward the cat is about its activities. What's not so refreshing is the cat's penchant for...

After that, the defense rested (in the form of a three-hour nap that was followed by some more destruction and then another three-hour...