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Nobody gets murder-y from watch true crime shows, right?

That cat has the same deadly urges whether he's binge-watching true crime shows or Sesame Street. I'd say this is a Spooky Season...

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Dog is laser-focused on the WHERE THAT CAT AT app

If that app doesn't actually exist, it should. We need to keep tabs on the tabby at all times! But in this case, the dog and the guy in...

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Cat not impressed with "Hang in There, Baby" poster

Muffin isn't all that impressed by inspirational posters. In fact, Muffin isn't all that impressed by much of anything.

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Don't let the cat watch murder shows

This cartoon is so fake. Everyone knows that cats don't have to obsessively watch murder shows to become murder-y.

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Alien invasion called off out of fear

We have cats to thank for the fact that there have been no successful alien invasions and takeovers of Earth. Or you might say we have...

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Yes, the cat is right about Mondays

The cat took a wild guess that it's Monday, because this is the kind of thing the cat does every day. Still, the cat is right about...

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Cat shows of its shark skills

A HARMLESS house cat? Don't make me laugh! Seriously ... I'm eating an enormous waffle and I don't want to choke, so don't make me laugh.

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Cat admits mistakes were made

It's refreshing to see how honest and straightforward the cat is about its activities. What's not so refreshing is the cat's penchant for...

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The cat has a solid defense strategy

After that, the defense rested (in the form of a three-hour nap that was followed by some more destruction and then another three-hour...