This is the first time I've drawn a hammerhead shark, so I hope I got it right. They do wear bow ties, right? Fun Fact: Although they...

I felt the need to address the glaring lack of monkey representation in the Captain Scratchy universe, so here you go.

I'm guessing the dog is very well-trained and is far too dignified to scoot his along the carpet.

This is why the Dog Football League (DFL) folded after one game. And don't be fooled by the Puppy Bowl. It takes hours of strategic...

Of all the poems this prolific pooch has penned, this one might be my favorite.

The only thing worse than finding a bear going through your fridge is finding a very judgmental bear going through your fridge.

A new addition to my New Year's resolutions: I resolve to never draw a shark and manatee on dry land again. It's something none of us...

Have you ever had a co-worker who drove you crazy by doing something annoying over and over again? Was it a horse? Was it? I bet it was a...

It's really no surprise that year after year of guiding Santa's sleigh has pushed Rudolph over the edge and turned him into a red-nosed...

The Ghost of Christmas Past strongly suggested that I post this today. Yes, this particular Ghost of Christmas Past was a ghost horse....

Cats love Christmas because it's the holiday of opportunity (for destruction)! At least the addition of a Santa hat makes the destruction...

A sassy lime green vest paired with fire-engine red Bermuda shorts would make a bold statement for the holidays. Just sayin'.

Best of all, the dog got quite a lot of the dog chow in the actual dog bowl!

I'm on board with the dog's scenario, although I would hope that there would be an adult beverage included with each delivery of a plate...

This cartoon is so fake. Everyone knows that cats don't have to obsessively watch murder shows to become murder-y.

Dogs are confused by a lot of things in this world, but this phenomenon is at the top of the list.

I submitted a slightly different version of this one to The New Yorker, which is why it is presented here in New Yorker style....

Throwin' back to one of my very first shark cartoons. I recently gave it a touch-up because the original was even more embarrassing than...

Being a kitchen counter cow is a demanding and thankless job. Don't blame Bessie for wanting to return to the more easygoing lifestyle of...

Who among us hasn't made this exact same stupid dining mistake? Or is it "Who amongst us"? Or "Who amidst us"? Or "Who amoong us"?...